It's MY BIRTHDAY

Well, I turned a year smarter today, and I must admit that it has been a pretty good day. I received 100's of fabulous birthday comments on Facebook, had an awesome lunch with my super sweet, super sexy husband and it's almost time for my bday dinner with some fabulous friends. Ahhhhh, LIFE IS GOOD!!!!

I hope you all had just as wonderful of a day as I did, if not maybe tomorrow will be better. Just remember to be thankful for the friends and family in your life. There really is nothing more important. I can not imagine not having all the amazing people that I have supporting me in everything that I do. My wonderful kiddo's that brighten my very existence with a smile. And a husband that truly is my soul mate.

SO live the life you love and love the life you live. Be happy with your blessings and understanding in your misfortunes.

And if your a little jealous of what I've got...it's OK! I;d be jealous to.

STAY FABULOUS
LMP

A LITTLE DEDICATION

Well, it's Monday morning and as I stated ""I'm Backkkkk". Although I must admit that I'm at a loss for words. I haven't blogged in such a long time that it kinda feels like I have lost my touch. Although I'm sure that I can muster up the motivation to find it somewhere.

Not sure if everyone is as addicted to Facebook as I am, but I love that mess. I had hope of transferring some pics and things from there, but was unable to because there was something funky going on with my facebook this weekend. SO, hopefully I will be able to do that soon.

Well, gotta keep this one short and sweet this morning. I have a busy busy day ahead of me.

Blog Ya Later.

It's Been AWHILE

It's been such a lazy lazy day that I decided to scan threw this blog and reread some of the fabulous words that have been uploaded. I had forgotten how much fun we all had on here and I MISS IT!!!!!

I hope you are all doing well, and I hope I can reconnect with some of my old readers, minus PEG and her psycho family of course. However, if you have ever read my blog you can probably guess that the Saga is still going strong. It just gets crazier and crazier.

So welcome to MY FABULOUS LIFE! Please visit often, enjoy a laugh or two, share your thoughts and stories as well. BUT DO NOT WHINE. IF I SAY SOMETHING THAT OFFENDS YOU, HAVE A LITTLE COMMON SENSE AND DO NOT RETURN TO THIS PAGE. IT'S SIMPLE.

Now, my good looking hubby and I are about to start dinner so PEACE OUT till tomorrow.

Master P.

Blah Blah Blah

This use to be my play ground and I slowly left it behind. I'm not exactly sure why, except for the fact that life gets so busy yet crazy at times and the things that we are passionate about seem to get put on hold for the things that are a necessity.

The links in the side-bar don't seem to be valid any longer, a lot of the graphics are no longer available, and my devoted readers are lost somewhere in blogger land. All the wonderful people that supported me in the beginning and throughout all the craziness of the SAGA. Oh where oh where have all the readers gone?

Is this a new beginning? Is this the end? Or is this simply the next chapter for a twister mind?

So who is this twisted mind we speak of? The one that writes to escape the normality of what is expected. The one that rambles because order seem unoriginal. The one that cusses to much, laughs to loud, loves cold beer, thinks I'm the funniest person that I have ever met and has never quite mastered that whole "rule-following" thing. There are definitely people out there that hate the me that I simply love, but I think that's because I'm the most honest person that they have ever met.

So, today is Mother's Day and I have been sick for a freaking week. I still don't feel good and my husband has pissed me off since my feet hit the floor this morning. My children have been the same little precious screaming, fighting, got to have it their way, perfect little selves today. YAY ME! Now can someone please get me some ear plugs, a beer and the damn TV remote.

I'll end for now but will return again soon to talk about people, places and whateva else later.

STAY FABULOUS!

LIFE IS A HWY

It never goes away. It simply remains. There inside of the soul getting stronger. Can it be satisfied or will the hunger always remain? The answers. The questions. The hurt. The betrayal. The lies. The deception. How or when will the hate be washed away and replaced with calmness. A calmness of the spirit. A spirit that has no faith. A spirit of evil. The prayers that are prayed that never seem to be answered. Unanswered prayers cast unto a God that you do not know. The peace and gratification longed for remain unobtainable. The sick mind that will know no cure. The needs that can't be met. Is it fate? Is it lifes plan? Is it Karma? What is karma? Are all your evil deeds returned upon you? A full circle of a life. The bad recieve bad. The good recieve good. But when the BAD collide with the GOOD whose Karma is it? Is your Karma how you treat people and their Karma how they react to it? Is it our Karma or is it our DECISION? A decision to act, re-act, be the lie, be the liar, be obsessed over, be the obsessor, be the stalked, be the stalker, be the hated, be the hator, be the cheated, be the cheater, be the betrayed, be the betrayer, be the cause, be the effect, be the strong, be the weak, be the accused, be the accuser, be the leader, be the follower, be the story, be the narrator. The choices are endless. The possiblilties never stop, they only change per the circumstance. The roads continue until you stop the drive. But the trip depends on your decisions. So have a safe trip and remember the "bad drivers" usually end in a crash.

Heaven or Hell

Exactly what is hell? That fiery place we have heard about all our lives. Heaven or Hell? Where will you go? Better question is where are you now?

Heaven on Earth? Hell on Earth? Days filled with happiness or sadness. Ecstasy or anguish?

You are your own heaven or hell. You make your own happiness. You decide the people with whom you share your life. Right?? Or wrong?? Days filled with anger and despair based on someone elses actions, words, life, love, belongings, wants, desires, fears. Is your happiness based on someone elses despair? Is that really happiness?

If something makes you UNHAPPY then why be a part of it? Look around at your life. Are you satisfied with what you see or are you living a life just to "affect" someone else? If your life is as happy as you say then why go out of your way to convince others of it?

Maybe just maybe the hell in our lives is really just US. Instead of being a victim of "circumstance" why not be a warrior of peace. Live your life and not worry about anyone else. Who cares what I do, say, wear, write, become or want? What are YOU???? What do you want? A career, a family, vacations in the tropics, a house, children, pets, a sports car, cosmetic surgery, WHAT??? No matter what you want your future to hold, it will never be achieved until you set your past free and until you stand in truth and honesty.

The demons inside are your own worst enemy. Before pointing the finger and placing blame on someone else how about taking a little responsibilty for YOUR LIFE. Who is responsible for what you read? YOU! Who is responsible for what you say? YOU! Who is responsible for what you do? YOU! Take a long hard look at the history? When there is a common problem in your life, who is responsible? YOU! If your life is constantly over-run with drama between you and everyone else, who is the common denominator?? YOU!

If you want to be out of a situation then why continue to place yourself in that situation? If our actions, deeds, thoughts and life decisions determine our fate in Heaven or Hell when we die, then shouldn't we make the decision as to whether or not we LIVE in Heaven or Hell before we die?

I, myself, quite enjoy living in my own personal Heaven. I am married to my Best Friend, have wonderful children who drive me crazy, have a family that I am very close to, In-Laws that I adore, I have a job that I love, Ben has completely soared in his career and I honestly couldn't be more proud of him. We have a little money in the bank, a house we love, and friends that are always there when we need them or just want to hang out an drink a beer. Sure there are things that I wish were a little different, but ultimately I am responsibile for what I allow in my life and what I allow to make me happy or sad. Fortunately, I am a comedian in my life story and I laugh at and about the non-sense that has no real bearing on my life. Laughter is good for the soul and it beats the hell out of misery any day.

So instead of trying to make someone jealous of you why not try and make yourself happy. Its gotta suck having to settle for a life in HELL instead of looking for HEAVEN.

THERE IS A GOD!!!!!

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